maths methods

😃😀😄😅😂😭

Just when you thought something cannot possibly be graphed, maths methods replies with a “you my friend, are incorrect”.

by jobelfish2000 July 29, 2018

Mathieu Sicardi

Mathieu Sicardi is the most amazing french baguette man. He's sweet, funny, smart, compassionate, and totally smoking hot. Mathieu, I've known you for almost 4 months and you always seem to amaze me with something new every day, although I still can't decide if you scare or amaze me. I love you so much and that absolutely terrifies me because I genuinely think you're my soulmate and if I lost you I would lose my whole world. The feeling of being in your arms is unmatched by anything I've ever felt before and when you're holding me I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. I know things are hard right now because of the distance keeping me from you but I can wait to live out all of our dreams together. He also has a microscopic mouse dick. btw I love you more :)

I love Mathieu Sicardi more than he loves me and this proves it.

by sashagreen68 November 4, 2020

mahishka

1) when somebody asks you "what's that" and you don't know what it is, simply reply "It's a mahishka" as if you know exactly what it is

2) word for the undefined

john: what's that?
bob: it's a mahishka!
john: what's a mahishka?
bob: THAT!

by LT.dole August 28, 2008

Mathius

A boy who fucks around and sucks ice cubes

I walked into the bathroom and saw Mathius rolling around in the bathtub yelling weeeesssss

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeèēeeeeeeeeee November 9, 2018

15th april: give Matisse head day

The 15th of april is a day when all Matisse' over the world deserve to get head from a girl.
( the spelling of the name is irrelevant, it just has to sound the same)

(girl)friend 1: hey it is give Matisse head day today! I should invite him for head!
15th april: give Matisse head day, is tomorrow. I should prepare myself!

by PatientBonkers April 12, 2021

Matisse

A Matisse is a crazy motherfucker who says nigger with a hard R

"Nigger"

"What's up Matisse

by Arson134 July 1, 2018

mathieu

Mathieu should consider trying a little harder to make his microscopic penis grow a few more inches. wait- did i say he had a penis? scratch that, he needs to douche his vagina. he's a little emo fag that needs to grow up and stop dating a billion girls at a time. mathieu is a freaking poser who's all like "OMG IM SO FUCKING COOL CUZ IM EMO!!!!!" yeah, in your dreams buddy, you fucking wanna-be!!! oh i forgot to add, mathieu carries disgusting bacteria in his mouth - (also known as herpes). Mathieu is an angry teenage boy who's obsessed with slipknot. people, come on, you can't forget SLIPKNOT!! LMFAO JOKES!!!

Mathieu: OMG IM SOOO COOL!!!!!!!! GO SLIPKNOT!!!!

Random person: "hey everybody, why don't we all team up and beat the crap outa this stupid poser!!"

Another random person: "YEAH!!!!"

Mathieu: "nooooo!! not my penis!!!"

Random person: "what penis?"

by the popos May 30, 2009