Oral Masturbation

1:Talking or bragging about yourself or a subject matter you know almost everything about to the point of excess.

2:When someone continuously talks about something only they are interested in.

3: to talk endlessly simply for enjoyment, attention, or control.

Never ask Jon about his job unless you want to experience 3 hours of oral masturbation .

by BynoT August 4, 2010

vocal masturbation

when you are supposed to be singing a duet, but you instead sing a solo, as coined by Glee

Ken: "I am going to sing my duet with the one person who shares my musical talent and enthusiasm... myself."

Angelina: "But isn't that like vocal masturbation?"

by music_tenor_skillz March 22, 2011

Mastertation

(n): One's master's thesis. A research document written by a graduate student to complete a master's degree.

also (v): to mastertate

Have you finished your mastertation yet?

You betcha! I just mastertated in front of my faculty committee.

by Herschel Speiderman March 28, 2009

The Masturbation Deprivation Pact

When a group of males form a verbal agreement not to masturbate for an extended period of time.

Tom: I'am goin to do The Masturbation Deprivation Pact with my friend Ralp for my new year's resolution.
Aaron: Wow, your gay but have fun.

by George Costiello December 14, 2008

Masturbation Forearms

Masturbation forearms are caused by excessive masturbation. They can be identified under two conditions:
1)When one's forearms are disproportionate to eachother
2)When one's forearms are disproportionate to their upper arms (Think Popeye)

"Dude, I think you've got muscular forearm syndrome"
"What makes you say that?"
"You have masturbation forearms! You're right arm is bigger than your left!"
"...shit"

by Ano_Nymous March 1, 2010

Social Masturbation

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

by Dvorak Typist April 15, 2009

ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off

Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding

by Laurier November 24, 2004