half sucked mango

Half sucked mango- a person who is half done, or a dumbass

Is that John?

No that’s a half sucked mango

by Isabellalookslikeavirgin June 21, 2018

Hold on a mango

A phrase used when someone needs to complete a multitude of tasks before doing something else. Such as going to the bathroom, settling family quarrels, grabbing food, changing clothes, put on cosmetics, make a sandwich, finish homework, grab a beer, do chores, etc. One mango of time can depend on the person; fairly quick or a long, long time.

Friend: "Hey bro, you wanna go the basketball court and shoot some hoops?"

You: "For sure man, just hold on a mango. I gotta finish up some stuff real quick."

by Mangomasochist December 19, 2011

Eat a Mango

Smoke a blunt, do edibles

I ate a real juicy mango last night
Me and Kyle are gonna eat a mango later

by BigSmokeSmallToke January 25, 2020

bannana mango FISH! FISH! FISH!

a chant that is repeated by hybrid monkeys in the jungles of the amazon when they are eating Mamooogatoootoootoo, a special kind of fruit leaf that originates in this region.

awix says: banna mango FISH! FISH! FISH!

by a widdle piglet February 22, 2004

Black mango

When you have braces and you go down on someone who hasn't shaved and some hair gets stuck in the braces or between the teeth.

Bill came home last night with a black mango.

Its obvious Jenny hasn't been shaving.

by Roberich September 14, 2014

Man-mango

A very large fruit; much larger than the typical size of that fruit. It is based on Mandingo, a well-endowed porn star.

Bro 1: Bro, that orange is huge!

Bro 2: I know! I found a real man-mango!

by Amphysvena March 18, 2009

Go Mango

To totally lose control of yourself due to excessive rage and anger. Only the primitive urge to pummel the nearest object remains in your brain and this condition usually last for approx 1-5 minutes. Not that much different from the Berzerker condition.

"OMG, that beaver is about to go mango"

"He went mango on that monitor"

by D.E March 17, 2004