mackey

a family man, one who is a pimp because he is such a sex feign. loves girls by the names of mary jane, and jill. always ready to party and yet still maintains a limo service. loves flashing lights while cruisin on sleepy hollow in a comf escalade with a fruit bowl from the northern lights with a side of dq

lets meet up with mackey and enjoy the routine

by molly naxera June 12, 2011

Mackenzie

OOOUUU SHE THICC

She thicc... She a real Mackenzie

by oofmydood May 26, 2018

Mackenzeigh

The stereotypical 119 pound, noodle armed, barely in shape, flat but acts like she is thicc, blue eyed blonde with the IQ of a McChicken nugget that shouldn't be working life gaurd but somehow is.

Always be sure to be on the other side of the pool, fella's.

"Mackenzeigh thought she was up to task, but failed hopelessly as the neckbeard simp was 201 pounds too heavy

by Antoine, but kinda mean. April 20, 2020

Mackenzie

A dumb ass hoe that cheats on you and will go out with someone the next day.But flipped out when you mention the homies and she is flat as hell she is like a fucking q-tip because the only curves she has is the head and feet so ya she is a lying ass bitch that deserves no one

Hey Mackenzie can I hang with the homies(her) no it’s always the homies never me

by Hairy mickdocken May 6, 2020

The Mackey Manoeuver

The act of intoxicating a female in order to perform a sexual act without her consent

Did you see Tom he just performed a the Mackey Manoeuver with lily

by Yup yup get it up April 24, 2020

Mackenzie Ziegler

A very beautiful and talented girl that deserves the world she has incredible boobs and ass for only being 15 and she is an amazing person all around

Mackenzie Ziegler should suck my dick and let me eat her out

by LongDick420 June 17, 2019

Machete

After the act of either anal sex, vaginal sex, behind the knee sex, and/or being BLOWN, the man removes his penis and with a slashing motion, during the release of his baby yogurt, slaps the female continuously across the facial area. This creates a flowing stream of white goodness that showers the females face. The man also has the option of screaming "Machete" as he is bringing down the cum hammer.

Dude, I got pissed at your mom yesterday so I went ahead and gave her a Machete. She then had the biscuits to say that she wanted another. Dude, your mom loves the cock!

by Fat Cobra & Stunt Man Mike May 18, 2007