Montana wet t-shirt

Peeing on a white tee and letting it freeze on you in the Montana cold weather

Would you care for a Montana wet t-shirt

by Masterbutter February 19, 2025

Montana Ranch Catastrophe

This was when a man got a bull on his farm and or ranch par say and it got mad cow disease and went ape shit and raped a mouse with alien bouse

Montana Ranch Catastrophe: I dont speak, I dont think I just am bulll

by Mongolian Enthusiast July 19, 2025

Montana Backhoe

When a man shits on a woman's chest, scoops it up with his dick and proceeds to ass fuck them.

Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."

Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."

by Mason Wade February 16, 2025

Montana Cheeseball

The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.

That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.

by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021

montana ice pocket

a "Montana ice pocket" is when you stick 5 ice cubes in each hole of a woman (except nose and ears)

guy 1: "dude last night i did a Montana ice pocket to that hoe"
guy 2: "what the actual fuck, we aren't friends anymore"

by a wise monke May 31, 2022

Hannah Montana

Another word for legend.

What is Hannah Montana?

Answ: WHO, WHO, is Hannah Montana?

by Claaarkk November 23, 2021

Montana

I hate living here man

Why would anyone wanna live in Montana?

by I’m friends with a nick February 12, 2021