Road Meat

A derogatory term for a groupie, describing them as nothing more than easy sex for traveling musicians, actors, athletes, etc.

She acts like they have this special relationship but she doesn't seem to understand that she's nothing more than road meat to him.

by leo3375 March 2, 2009

Meat Stank

Post sex pussy stank you just can't wash off your cock no matter how much soap and scrubbing. Takes days to wear off. Typically encountered when fucking hoes and prostitutes. However, your old lady may have stank gash from an infection or just not bathing for several days.

Braaaaahhh what's that smell. Smells like tainted sea bass.

Just my cock and balls yo. Got a little touch of the meat stank from that dirty hoe I plowed last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2017

Meat Crepe

The folds of tissue at the opening of the vulva, also known as the labia. Colloquially this may also be known as a sausage wallet, tuna taco, penis penitentiary, etc.

Dude 1: Yo bro, I just ate your sister's meat crepe.
Dude 2: Did she make it with bacon or sausage this time?
Dude 1: Nah bruh, I'm talking about her labia.
Dude 2: That's nasty bro she's my sister, but way go man!

by Also Frankie Muniz November 14, 2020

Meat Lock

When two guys put their dicks into a Chinese Finger Trap.

Last night, those two gay guys meat locked for a whole hour.

by Louns O'Tool October 18, 2009

white meat

fascia- a dense fibrous connective tissue that encapsulates soft tissue. It it essentially devoid of vasculature and this contributes to its white appearance. The term is frequently used by Black Americans in the Southeastern US.

He got his head split to the white meat!

by Rhyson June 3, 2009

meat-sampler

1. A "loose" female who has become involved, sexually, with a number of male mates. Plainly, she enjoys a variety of man-meats.

2. A homosexual male who behaves in a similar manner to the aforementioned female.

3. The general characteristics of "Meat-Samplin' Mac."

Wow! Did you see Andy trying to get on all of those dudes? He's such a meat-sampler!

by Meat-Samplin' Mac December 26, 2007

meat head

Usually said in describing a male who frequents the gym obsessively and only is concerned with "getting big", and who possesses little or no other qualities or personality.

"Yo John, look at those meat heads over there on the bench press. I bet their nuts are the size of M&Ms after all the steroids they've taken."

by John December 22, 2004