Mao Tse Lung

A viral flu-like infection in humans, which targets the lungs, and is caused by the SARS-COV-2 virus. Originally detected in Wuhan, China. Also known as COVID19 and Flu Manchu.

I can’t go to work. I think I have Mao Tse Lung.

by [e-mail] September 17, 2021

chicken lungs

When you rip a bong and start coughing so much that you sound like a dying chicken.

"Aye bruh I got mad chicken lungs last night."
"Hell yeah you did I thought we were in KFC."

by Poonanny destroya September 20, 2016

gaila lung

some random shit in vortigaunt language no one understands: there’s also Gaila Lung Gung

Gordon: hits vortigaunt
vortigaunt: gaila lung

by afuckingcringyretard September 7, 2021

lodge lung

When working at great Wolf lodge a lil too much and you get sick like symptoms (coughing, sore throat, PAIN, etc)

1. I just worked a 12 hour shift and have a wicked case of lodge lung fml

by thomasduhgoat December 1, 2021

lung lock

The super tight feeling in your chest after a fat bong rip.

Oof that was a fat rip, lung lock just set in.

by Chinston Wurchill VI December 31, 2023

Lung Butter

Phlegm. The thicker, the more yellow, the more flavorful, the better...I wouldn’t recommend spreading it on your toast though.

The worst part of being sick is hacking up a mouthful of lung butter when you have no place to spit.

by LeftCoastOriginal November 19, 2018

moss lung

The crippling pain and wheeze your lungs produce caused from built up pressure from smoking baccy bongs

James: “*cough* *cough* fuck me mate that cone romped me”
Jamie: “that definitely gave you moss lungs”

by Gandalf the GOAT October 19, 2021