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Loser on a cruiser 

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser
Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser

Loser Lesbian 

A loser who also happens to be a lesbian; often is very awkward around women and may make bad relationship decisions; related to useless lesbian
“She’s still convinced that they ‘made out platonically’ and the bouquet of ‘friendship roses’ meant nothing”

“I literally saw them trip and fall face first in front of their crush today”

Loser Lesbian Syndrome strikes again”
Loser Lesbian by izaruru September 17, 2023

Loser Boozer 

A party thrown by a loser where alcohol is the main focus and the majority of attendees are incredibly weird and total losers
Nick: Yo dude, did you hear that Furth is throwing down tonight??
Patrick: Ya bro, but its suppose to be a total Loser Boozer
Nick: Damn brah
Loser Boozer by Pat Manson February 19, 2010

Loser much 

as in someone who is a loser. almost comparable to saying epic fail... but refereeing to a person not to an action.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

It is almost as if you are asking the world to agree on you with the statement that this person is a loser

loser much?
"hey john, way to fall on your face... loser much?"


billy nice 76 on the test ... loser much?
Loser much by Johndeerebam April 11, 2009

Loser Unity 

Noun. The bond formed between a group of people who have nothing in common other than being less popular than others. Geeks, nerds, sci-fi fans, musicians, goths, punks, hippies and the intelligent can all form "Loser Unity" bonds to protect them from more popular groups.
The God Eaters, Jesse Hajicek: '"Him?" Ash looked skeptical. "What, are you collecting wimps?"

"Loser unity." Kieran grinned.'

loser lap 

A walk around a restaurant/pub/bar/club to see if the people you are meeting up with are there yet
I did 2 loser laps around the bar but still couldn't find my peeps
loser lap by jesmoo February 29, 2012