ROFL Lizard

A lizard that says 'ROFL'. usually appears to indicate harsh weather, natural disasters or bad hair days.
It only has the mental capacity to say the word 'ROFL'.

"Hey, is that tornado getting closer?"
"ROFL"
Holy crap, it's the ROFL Lizard!

by Artien December 20, 2008

Flop the Lizard

The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).

"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"

"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.

by badscooter July 9, 2010

limealade

marmalade made from lime not oranges.
looks like a real word sarah

limealade is hella sweet

by is a real word haha April 4, 2005

Linear Face

the most beautiful face you will ever see. just an absolutely drop-dead-gorgeous face, belonging to the most absolutely drop-dead-gorgeous person ever.

usually a ginger
always rmcevoy

Oh my God! You're so good-looking! you have such a linear face!

by niuqebuibuirqbe May 9, 2011

non-linear

Flipping out on somebody.

Guy be busting my chops so I went non-linear on his ass.

by Slick Mikey March 4, 2003

Lizard

Lizard = Dick, Pennis, Hammer, Cock, wherewer you call it.

"If you squeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you"
motorhead

by Mali_BU April 22, 2010

lizard wrangler

Is a person, normally a female, who is known for giving blowjobs, or is currently giving a blowjob.

Man, that Susie chick sure is a lizard wrangler.

by Tristor March 26, 2005