Leather Puke

When you buy a new car, open the door, take a smell, and immediately throw up from the "new car smell".

neighbor Joe: Sweet ride, man.

Bob: I know right, I just bought it.

neighbor Joe: Mind if I take a look inside?

Bob: Go ahead.

*10 seconds later*

Bob: Ah man you had total leather puke right there!!! That was nasty!

by leather puke is nasty. October 8, 2008

Leather Tongue

a leather tongue is a lesbian who has a weathered smooth tongue from going down on girls numerous amount of times.

that girl i had sex with last night had such a leather tongue. i was so smooth and hard

by arnold117 June 12, 2011

Leather Jacket

When one consumes too much light beer, squats over, and shits on the back of one approving other. Then proceeds to massage the fecal matter into forming a jacket.

So that dude I was banging gave me a leather jacket last night. I'm more upset he didn't call to get it back.

by Kush Truck July 24, 2019

laithen

Laithen is a huge dick. He likes to mess around with girls just to get his way. Very ugly. Huge pussy. He is a very terrible boyfriend btw.

Ugly ass Laithen. Always tryna fuck somebody.

by Stagab April 24, 2017

leitheestallion

i guess common sense ain’t so common, huh?

do you know leitheestallion?

that’s my spam btw❤️

by shaleilei October 24, 2020

LeatherFeight

Adj: a word used by an extremely light drinker or To describe a person with very little or no alcohol tolerance,
synonyms: Shelby, Brennen,Taylor

"Dude, she downed a cooler and she was done, that chick is a leatherfeight"

"HAHAH DUDE, i just took like TWO SHOTS and im DOOOONNNNEEEZOOOO, I GUESS I'M A LEATHERFEIGHT"

by FOSHO. August 5, 2008

leathery cavern

a sun burnt vagina with a raisen like cliterous.

Woofie went to hawaii and when he came back he had the dryest leathery cavern.

by some kid with a huge penis January 6, 2010