lambing season

Lambing season is a time of year where you try to conceive a baby so 9 months later it comes out at a desired time

Beth: Why do you always have babies in the spring?
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season

by Mrsdaisy_pickle March 7, 2022

therapy lamb

What a modern-day Mary could have called her small fuzzy ovine pet and thus been allowed to bring it to class with her despite its ordinarily being "against the rule".

I'm all for allowing children to keep cute/cuddly pets as calming/encouraging companions to help them through da day; it's just dat allowing Mary to bring her "therapy lamb" into an elementary-school classroom would cause all kinds of issues, of course, since it would be a huge distraction to all of Mary's fellow students, who would naturally all wanna pet and cuddle da silky woolly lamb all day instead of concentrating on their boring lessons.

by QuacksO May 28, 2021

Lamb-ass

An adverse effect of eating too much Lamb, ones GI system can become abnormal.

Spencer, I know your excited to be in New Zealand, but you have to stop eating lamb because we are tired of smelling your lamb-ass.

by Donteatlambass August 29, 2021

Georgia lamb

A very poopy person who can’t hack the sesh

Georgia lamb was pissed off one bottle of schnapps and a round of now is the time.

by KT23032 June 2, 2021

Lamb chop

What Lorena Bobbitt did to John Bobbitt.

Lorena Bobbitt gave John Bobbitt the lamb chop for thinking he was a bigger prick than everybody else.

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021

Lamb Chop

A pet name to call your boyfriend who is not very big. The “L” and “C” stand for little cock. You can also just use initials LC too.

Bring your big sexy business over here, lamb chop (giggle) and give it to me ‘deep’ (lol)

by DreamKillerLikesIt August 26, 2024

LAMB

Revelation: My new name. For Every one who believes.

LUKE (Love-Unity-Kinetic-Energy)
LAMB (Luke Abram-Mary Basilio)

My Castles come, thy will become the Universe.
The Kool, Heartwarming Kind Kingdom.

Other-Wordly Heaven. KOZ.

The Light of the Kool-Hands and Warm-Feet Luke.
The Key of Hope for the Lambs of Energy and the God of Joy and Lovers Koz.

by FatherSonandSpiritofTruth December 10, 2024