Junk Yard Twat

The most insulting of all twat insults...a raunchy, rancid two faced whore that feels the world owes her raw screaming orgasms of gratitude and doesn't think her own soggy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.

His clean calvins were oozing in stench after that Junk Yard Twat worked his leg.

by bad dawg November 15, 2004

janks

janks is a noun and an adjective. you can use it when you are at a loss of words. example: "Hey man.. let me get that janks."

"Hey man.. let me get that janks."

by Bob December 12, 2004

Janks

-An ambiguous word that can be used in both a good sense and bad.

-A filler word
-Derived from the word "jank."

"Wow that shirt he's wearing is hecka janks!" <- good 'janks'
"She's the jankest person ever..." < - bad.

by JenCamSim December 6, 2009

Junk Punch

N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.

The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.

by CruiseDirector February 25, 2010

janks

colloquial slang equivalent to "and stuff" when added to the end of a sentence.

I had to go to work, the post office, the banks, and janks. I was busy.

by anne June 23, 2004

Junk

To deceive, beguile, dupe, or trick; marked or accompanied by or resulting in misfortune

Brian proudly exclaims "awwww junk!...you just got junked!!!" upon Mark's realization that the pack of cigarettes Brian just handed to him is empty.

by Randallius May 5, 2006

junk blunt

its when your out of weed and your scrounge around looking for bits of it to put together to make one last one to smoke.
also called a junk joint for people who want to be specific about mixing weed with tobacco.

It looks like I'm out of weed but I've found enough to make one last junk blunt.

by emmakitty February 20, 2010