Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.
Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!
by Gabri December 21, 2019
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Why even?
by ThisSiteIsWeird March 14, 2020
Get the Jona mug.Jonailee is a nice, shy, good in bed, and very freaky girl, she likes black boys and has brown hair and brown eyes. Jonailee is mixed and she is athletic, smart ,and strong . She goes very well with boys if the letter B, J, E
by jalani March 23, 2020
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Jonagold law: If your S.O. is upset and refuses to tell why, you are compelled by law to break up with them.
Guy: What's wrong, honey?
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
Girl: Nothing. Good night.
Guy: Okay, good night <3
Girl: See, that's your fucking problem
Guy: Sorry, but I gotta abide by the Jonagold law. I'm breaking up with you. Bye!
by neitherevernornever August 27, 2020
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