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Pucker Jelly

That amalgam of sweat and remnants of a poor wipe job that form around the anus and creates unforgiving rectal itching.
My oring is swimming in pucker jelly. I need to shower bad.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018
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(RaFeStoner_420) aka jerry making a PB& Jelly Jerry Doggie Sandwhich for breakfast
by Bot_Ops June 19, 2019
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Salty Jelly

When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.

A mixture of salt and jelly,
Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL

Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.
by wowimdeadinside February 10, 2020
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Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.
Dude your hands smell like clam jelly
by Dr Clam September 6, 2020
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Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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Among us is a mafia jellybean game where you try to find the impostor but it has pedophiles,teaming, and annoying hosts.
The game is completely overrated now its just impossible to play in public lobbies,
If your with friends its fun but the public lobbies are a whole different story.
You got people named "Daddy" probably like 76 years old in real life, Then you have people who can't even win and their need their friends to join the public lobby since their incredibly bad, they will prob die in the first meeting of the game. We also have hosts of these public lobbies some are decent hosts, But some are just 8 year olds who got mad they lost as imposter and kick them, the kick and ban is very abusive because, If you give people power they will just use it against people and its just painful to endure. theirs also some terms that have been used a lot in Among us like sus, and impostor. This game has been getting more watched on twitch than the previous huge game Fall Guys, Fall guys is a battle royal of course a completely ORIGINAL CONCEPT that has never been used by any game. Everyone has heard of online dating right, like Roblox online dating, Minecraft online dating, well seems like Among us also has online dating yeah is sounds crazy but it exists for some reason. They usually have names like "Daddy" or "Mami"
or their reals names for some reason theirs also people who are SEARCHING FOR PEOPLE on among us to date
by 11 year old February 8, 2021
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Jamestown Jellyfish

Having a roommate sucks, and thus the Jamestown Jellyfish is a pleasurable way to leave a vengeful treat for your unsuspecting roommate. All you need is a shower and your hand. When your roommate won't leave the house, but you have the desire to rub one out, get in the shower, jerk off, and blow a load in the floor of the shower. Immediately shut off the water so the jellyfish does not disappear down the drain. The next time your roommate goes to take a shower he/she will find your special marmalade lurking in the tub.
Dude, I need to jerk off and my roommate won't leave, so I went into the shower and left a Jamestown Jellyfish for him on the shower floor. He stepped in my gelatin the next day--that will fix his wagon!
by anonymous March 5, 2022
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