jerk ofskey

a good russian friend of mine.

look its mr. ofskey... jerk that is.

by burrito pirate July 26, 2003

Jerkwadbagofdouche

A word defining some person who is both a wad of jerk and a bag of douche at the same time.

Dude if I still liked the same person I did in middle school,I'd be so screwed because he was a jerkwadbagofdouche.

by Paul & Jas March 13, 2008

jerk-queen

a woman/girl u imagine frequently for your sexual fantasies while masturebating

Blackfaith:- Ey wutz gud mate? huz yo jerk-queen nowadayz?

Fatalg:- My class-teacher mayn , she got a fine body with big boobs ;)

by Xopera October 21, 2008

jerk-queen

the girl or woman you imagine frequently while masturebating

Blackfaith:- Hey sup mate ! hu iz yo jerk-queen nowadayz?

Fatalg:- Dude she iz my neighbour dayt brown chick with a fine body !

by FatalG October 20, 2008

Jerksterbate

To masturbate vigorously.

#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.

#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.

#3

Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"

by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010

Jersey Donzy

(n.) The act of abrubtly punching a obnoxious, outspoken, woman squarely in the jaw either during intercourse or immediately after ejaculation before exclaiming "Ayyyyyyy!!!!", mimicing the iconic sound of Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli.

I hooked up with that organge Hobgoblin from the club last night, but she would not shut the f**k up; so I gave her the 'ol Jersey Donzy

by WienerBrigadier August 14, 2010

jerkiatric

An old bitter person that never has anything good to say about anything or anyone.

Geriatric jerk jerkiatric

by ideamanrick October 7, 2010