Jake

A jake is usually a bit of a nonce, likes to shit on any surface and likes to talk about sex
That dude wouldn't stop talking about kids
Yeah he's a jake
by Creampie mpie nonce January 20, 2019
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Jake

A guy who acts like he likes you but he ends up dating one of your best friends and he is a fuckboy with a 4 inch dick and he always makes you his 2 choice he asks for nudes like a thousand times
Jake is such a fuckboy
by Weedislife420 December 20, 2018
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Jake

A chicken nugget who shits on the chief
by Goggie ahah November 24, 2018
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Jake

Someone who is slower than normal. Dumb. Stupid. An idiot. Big trucks have a "jake" brake. See also: Truck.
Guy 1:What is taking this guy so long?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, he's just a Jake.
by PathLessTraveled August 01, 2018
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Jake

A little bitch that likes to fuck around in school. No matter wat he will fucking bother you. And he will transfer to a red neck by reading an urban dictionary of a redneck.
Jake is a fucking jerk when it comes to school. jk.
by 1234556678909000 September 23, 2019
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A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
by KaleoIsGay June 18, 2020
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A small and ugly sloth who enjoys watching coyotes dominate everyone around them. Often forces individuals to engage in philosophical discussions without their consent in order to screw with their minds. Avoid at all costs if you want to maintain your sanity.
That fucking Jake is always going after that coyote
by Massive coyote November 28, 2017
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