Japanese Squid Soup

When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.

I gave chris some Japanese Squid Soup last night and he dumped me.

by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

Japanese War Fountain

When you eat nothing but chili for a couple of days while holding off the urge to take a shit and when it finally becomes unbearable you stand over your other (preferably in a bathtub) and spray your fountain of explosive diarrhea all over them.

My relationship with my old lady went to the next level when she let me give her a Japanese War Fountain

by Spnanksbdv February 28, 2020

japanese hush puppy

When a female takes a lemon puts it up her anus while she's having sex

It's insane that Kelly allergic to lemon I was going to do the Japanese hush puppy

by Shadow anus November 16, 2017

japanese game show

Japanese game shows are a type of television entertainment only a japanese person can create. (Because... Japan...) Japanese game shows can be literally ANYTHING! For example; It could be an ordinary quiz, or a massive international samurai sausage spongebob-related goat rodeo parkour world championships. WITH GUNS! All this in three words; "Japanese Game Show!" (No hate)

-Guess what! I watched a japanese game show yesterday!
-Really?
-Yeah! You should watch one too.
-Yeah, I did watch one two months ago.. but...
-..?
-... *leaves the room*

by YeahBaba21 May 16, 2017

japanese giant salamander

The weeb's favorite salamander because its big like their wiafus tits and it lives in japan

Person1: that guys such a weeb I bet his favorite salamander is the Japanese giant salamander
Person2:yeah

by Meme man the madlad December 21, 2020

japanese safety boots

Australian thongs 🩴

Home work attire

Mowed the lawn today in my Japanese safety boots

by Tidymyroom March 13, 2021

japanese fire cracker

When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia

Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?

Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this

by Wacka flockin November 1, 2017