Irish hello

When you no show an event you're supposed to attend.

I think i will just pull an Irish hello and no show the Halloween party I was supposed to attend.

by BOOMER1212 October 29, 2022

Irish Tornado

Eating a cabbage-based dish with a multitude of beers, resulting in a 12-hour storm of incessant flatulence.

Jimmy had ten beers after that cabbage and sausage dinner. He’s a regular Irish Tornado today. The boss sent him home - people were getting sick.

by Corporal Grumpy December 23, 2022

IbishuPigeon Day

IbishuPigeon day is set on 20th of July. It's the day when you go outside and feed pigeons and play with them.
You might ask yourself who or what is ibishuPigeo, and I'll explain. He is a famous tech tiktoker with loads of views and followers. He's a minecraft host (markthethunder.mcpro.io). He likes tech, memes, aviation and cars.

Person1: Hey its 20th of July!
Person2: Yeah and what about it?
P1: I'ts IbishuPigeon day!
P2: Holy cow! I gotta get some bread crumbs and find pigeons to feed!

by Meglith June 14, 2023

irish moisture blast

that unfortunate moment when you piss and vomit at the same time.

"Yeah, Wignall can't make it today, he had an Irish moisture blast this morning."

by Corbn_4344 October 15, 2023

Irish goggles

1. A less frequently encountered synonym for <Irish sunglasses>.

2. Supposedly some obscure porn term describing the ballsack placed over the woman's eyes. I have never personally come across this in use but that's what a few slang wiktionaries seem to say.

Paddy: Ay mate, I reckon I must've got a bit pished last night and there's no sign of me wife today. Any chance you've seen her?
Non-Irish neighbour: Well last time I saw her she was running out of your house sporting a pair of Irish goggles.
Paddy: Aw bollocks...

by resplendent_doug November 8, 2023

doce-itis

to have complete love for yourself think that all women wish to suck on your small dick.

man look at that guy he thinks that garbage skank wants him for his dick when she wants him for a house such doce-itis

by SexyDaddy June 26, 2009

Weekend-itis

A sick day on either side of your normal days off causing your weekend to swell.

I came down with weekend-itis when Friday got in the way of my three day weekend.

by Finzano07 April 28, 2012