instagater

Its a combination between the words instagram and hashtag. It refers to a person that is obsessed with hashtags and writes all their comments with hashtags.

person 1: "hey have you seen the comments in Lisa's pictures, they are all hashtags"

person 2: "yes, she's a instagater

by kohaku_bambi June 28, 2013

instagasm

the practice of urinating or taking a shit upon ones self after being exposed to a frightening image.

Dont instagasm when I show you the pic that I took of my mom nude. Unless you're into that kinda thing.

by Billy Joey Armstrong August 4, 2007

Instagood

A photo editing app for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch.

My favorite app is called Instagood. I always get the most likes when I use it to edit my photos.

by seanzies August 26, 2013

instaculation

Instantaneous ejaculation.

-Man, that girl was so hot I instaculated.
-Woah! Check that out! ... "Instaculation!"

by danbot May 19, 2008

Instance-Bate

In World of Warcraft, running through an enemy-free instance from beginning to end while masturbating and reaching an orgasm before getting to the end

Taunter: How long did it take to get through Wailing Caverns?
Orc: Longer than an Instance-Bate

by MeatMonster246 December 6, 2010

Instaginity

(noun) State of a person who has never engaged in downloading Instagram, or posting of photos on Instagram. Lack of having an Instagram

I downloaded and posted a really hipster looking photo of me on Instagram, I lost my Instaginity! virginity instagram hipster

by Concernedforsafety May 11, 2013

Instacurities

Insecurities that one feels with regards to his or her Instagram.

"Austin should I use lo-fi or hudson?"
"Doesn't matter you're not getting more than 20 likes anyway"
"You're playing with my instacurities. I don't like it"

by GandH August 26, 2013