Joke Day

The name givin to any day that is horribly wrong. This may be because of a ridiculous event, that you don't want to believe happened.
"did you hear that Michael Jackson died?!"

"yeah, today is definately joke day."
by Tittiezzz December 24, 2009
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bad day

The point at which even the most sane, composed, calm, collected, stable, and well-adjusted person in all of human history to utterly snap and lose it.
All it takes is for one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.
by Intelligence001 January 20, 2020
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Day Send

when you rip an insane day send with the boys

(drinking copious amounts of alcoholic beverages during the day)
ripped a day send yesterday still feeling hung
by Randymcfwann April 23, 2019
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Day of the Jackoff

Another highly acclaimed short film produced by the talented auteur Dr Bunnygirl, the title taken from an increasingly common colloquial reference to the term of the 45th POTUS while concurrently paying homage to the award winning 1973 classic political thriller, “Day of the Jackal.”
The masterpiece, “Day of the Jackoff,” is a dark comedy that derives it’s humor from the endless stream of mafiosi nincompoops orbiting the dark-money financed homegrown fascist who is our ex-president.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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Klaudas Day

Klaudas Day is a day celebrated on the 18th of October every year which commemorates and celebrates anyone named Klaudas. This can include buying Lithuanian goods and gifting them to people named Klaudas, as well as tending to call many things seen on the day as Soviet. Cards with pictures of Lithuania, (including the Curonian Spit) are also handed to anyone named Klaudas with a positive message written neatly inside. Klaudas Day also has a remembrance day on the 6th of November each year, where friends gather together and reminisce the beautiful and happy times shared on the Klaudas Day of the previous month (as this is the OG Klaudas’ birthday). This event was started when Joe and John graffitied the whiteboard and door in W10.

(Joe is an individual that orders plain at Nandos and cannot finish the meal due to it being too spicy)
Yoooo! It’s the 18th of October! You know what that means! It’s finally Klaudas Day!

Joe - Whats your favourite time of year? I like Easter a lot tbh but my favourite time of year has to be Christmas.
Vladimir - Are you serious!? My favourite time of year is Klaudas Day! I wait all year just to celebrate it!

- Things that are appropriate to say on Klaudas Day -

“Bro did you see that old school build?? There was some Soviet window tiles round the back where we did our Shelving Practical.”
“Literally look at these yellow bathroom tiles these must date back to 1917
by KlaudasDayLover69 March 06, 2021
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Avocado day

Avacado day happens every year on the 5th of March. On this day if u do not wear green, u get pinched
M- u are not wearing green, u get a pinch

Y- why do I need to wear green ?
M- haven’t u heard? It’s avocado day
by Crazykrys February 28, 2020
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Judgment Day

The day you get back the results of your STD test.
Dude, it's Judgment Day. I really hope it's not herpes this time.
by umnothankyou September 23, 2009
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