Spoon Recovery

When you're sad, ill, lonely or cold getting into the spooning position with someone will solve everything & make you feel better.
Two people in bed
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.

Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better
by Paula Harris August 28, 2013
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spoon jockey

Someone who be going against they race and shit.
Chris Chan is a spoon jockey white boy
by LordSillyNipples June 25, 2020
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dirty spoon

when one uses a previously licked spoon in a virgin jar of food
She dirty spooned the peanut butter so hard last night.
by sideburns September 08, 2013
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Scooter spooning

When two individuals are on one electric scooter at the same time.
Look at those two guys scooter spooning. They look like Jack and Rose from the Titanic.
by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021
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SPOON SHAKER

SOMEONE WHOS ALWAYS GETTING DOWN WITH THER BAD SELF
man that guy is such a SPOON SHAKER

i know right
by youknow1998 September 05, 2011
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toilet spoon

Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.
In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'
by Zaphod's Just This Guy August 09, 2020
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spoon state

A state of laughing so hard, you laugh at basically anything said to you.
It is called spoon state because people often check if youre in that state by saying "spoon" and seeing if you laugh
man 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
man 2: why?
man 1: to get to the other side
man 2 laughs hysterically
stops laughing
man 1: spoon.
man 2 starts laughing again and dies
(man 2 is in spoon state)
by noyza June 17, 2020
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