House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)

ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.

by Qrez October 13, 2017

Terminal Illness

Funny definition: Airport sickness

Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.

A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)

However, this is not always the case.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Ill Deuce

When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.

Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"

Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."

by Hey Jack August 8, 2014

Ill

Usually people are trying to type I'll but don't have autocorrect.

OMG IF YOU DON'T FUCKIN SHUT UP ILL KILL YOU

by Peachemojipluswindemojiequalsf June 17, 2021

Minhtel illness

Irrevocable mental illness primordially spread by a dangerous specimen called Minh.

You are suffering from Minhtel illness.
Leave her. She has Minhtel illness.

by doweliveinasociety January 9, 2022

Repetitive Respiration Illness

Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing”

Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.

Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …

by BABA HOOHA December 20, 2022

mAn-ILL-A

music Industry derivation still goes to show the MORRIS "moiSHE" LEVY days still here.

CONTEXTUAL MEANINGS. "EXTORTION RINGS"

NOTES: STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK sent his GIRLFRIEND to MANILA PHILIPINES two weeks before MANDALAY BAY HARVEST ROUTE 91 FESTIVAL

SEPTEMBER 17. 2017
RESORTS WORLD ATTACK JUNE 1,2 2017 JESSIE JAVIER CARLOS
121 DAYS BEFORE HARVRST ROUTE 91 HARVEST FESTIVAL AT MANDALAY BAY

STANDORD UNIVERSITY is very TACITURN and non giving back as see their students all the time but very much as they are part of the mAn-ILL-A extortion ring because of their shame and concealment of the STANFORD UNIVERSITY SCANDALS "Who is Dylan O'Connor? Stanford CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL pediatrician who sent porn to minor girl and set up sex date arrested in sting operation and FOUR STANFORD STUDENT SUICIDES last 13 months .Although when you look at the facts of "SUICIDE" it's MURDER.

(SAN SANSUI SAN)

6:54...R0BBIE WILLIAMS at "7:10 , my MON-KEY(was ILL)" .7:10= TARGET J00 A C0CK
ST. RUT.SEPARATOR as mAn-ILL-A is ANAL ALAN being shuttled from one MENTAL HOSPITAL l to another in a MASSIVE RESORTS WORLD JESSIE JAVIER CARLOS RESORTS WORLD MANILLA PHILIPINES protracted robbery but ENTERTAINMENT TERRORISM MARQUEE coverup. HOLMBY.FAGG0T'S HILLS.FAGG0T'S ...MALIBU.MAL.BAD.B00

mAn-ILL-A an elaborate aggravated EXTORTION KEY orchestrated by ," those who planned on "SH" "IT".

mAn-ANAL ILL-SAID.AIDS.GAY.DAIS.33.(MY MON(KEY) 666FAG was ILL.182.666(32).BROKEN

STANFORD CASTRATION THEORY is

mAn-ILL-A as "moi"SHE" says.

by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 17, 2022