Irish athiest

An Irish Athiest is a person that does not believe in the Christian God but still celebrates Christian holidays. An Irish Athiest isn't always Irish or an Athiest, only usually.

Hank: Hey, why do you have a Christmas tree up? I thought you were Athiest?
Myra: I am, but I'm an Irish Athiest because I still want Christmas presents.

by FeckUsernames April 6, 2023

Irish Slip n' Slide

When you open someone's legs and spit on their balls.

There was this guy at the bar last night and he thought I was gonna give him oral. I gave him an Irish Slip n' Slide instead and got outta there.

by wigglingpicknobble July 14, 2023

Irish Democracy

A political philosophy which posits that the law is merely what the authorities will actually do something about.

The fellas got a lesson in Irish Democracy when the whole neighborhood blew off illegal fireworks on the 4th of July and the cops sat and watched the show.

by The Men That God Made Mad May 13, 2023

Irish Panda

When a pale skinned person spends the whole day out in the sun while wearing sunglasses the entire time. At the end of the day the persons face will be sunburned except for the circles around their eyes where the sunglasses were, keeping them nice and pale, resembling the circles around the eyes of a Panda Bear.

Dude, your roasted.
Yeah, but I was wearing sunglasses.

I see that, you look like an Irish Panda

by NankerPheldge May 27, 2023

Irish wedding ring

A set of brass knuckles.

Todd got beaten up by some thug wearing an Irish wedding ring.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023

Tropical Irishman

The tropical Irishman Is a delicously simple whiskey drink. You are able to use any kind of whiskey (preferrably John Jamieson). You mix a few swigs of JJ with a cup of Cranberry Juice and a Cup of Orange Juice and Top it off with a small lemon On top of your glass.

A Deliciously easy drink to make on a budget = Tropical Irishman

by ChronDonJuan November 15, 2011

An Irish Checkup

When ClareGak (AKA ClarkGeek) goes to the Dr. to have her CAPS LOCK finger fixed.

That boomer needs An Irish Checkup.

by Tadpool Fanatic February 2, 2022