Human Female 

Human Female

1.

Linda from Futurama
She is referred to as Human Female by her co-host: Morbo

2.
The Female half of the human species.
Symbol: ♀ Venus - The Goddess of Love
Biologically different from their male counterpart, the human female has XX sex chromosomes, a longer life expectancy, sex organs that facilitate children, breasts and many other things
Additionally they have different social expectations, although such a thing is undergoing thorough refinement in todays society
See also: woman, lady, girl

1.
Morbo: Over to you human female
Linda giggles

2.
Human Male: Nice breasts
Human Female: I have eyes you know...

Human Female by rzhhhh April 28, 2011

human horn 

The olfactory organ found on a human. It is a very potent aphrodesiac.

"Human horn prices are skyrocketing in the black market."

human horn by Mr. Feesh May 18, 2005

human

An INCREDIBLY ignorant and egotistical species. Claims to have "invented" all things that it benefits from, and is the first species to put FOOD under lock and key, making it a commodity.

The armadillo was killed by a human in its automobile.

human by Adrian June 18, 2003

Human Dumbell

A position utilized by homosexuals in athletic settings in which a person with power (coach, manager, etc.) inserts one end of a piece of athletic equipment, such as a baseball bat, into his anus and forces another member of the team or coaching staff to do the same with the other end.

John: You won't believe what Ted and Rob are doing in the locker room with your baseball bat!
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?

Human Dumbell by TheRealFelixTheCat April 1, 2010

Human Meat 

Uhhh....are you okay? Why are you searching human meat?

Since no normal person would do this here are some reason why I think your here:

1- Your not okay.

2- You told someone you searched up human meat to be funny but they didn't believe you so here we are.

3- You are actually interested in what humans taste like, (They have the texture of chicken and tend to be salty.)
How do I know that? Eh...no...reason.

4- You are cannibalistic and was trying to see where you can find human meat.

5- Your just extremely bored

6- You were trying to see if someone would write about human meat on Urban Dictionary. *Cough cough*

Person 1 - "I wonder what human meat tastes like"

Person 2- "Uhh, let's look it up on Urban Dictionary!"

Person 1- "Yeah! Good idea!"

Human Meat by GoYeetAFridge October 20, 2019

humana humana 

a sensual way to say hottie

Who's the new humana humana on the office web-site?

humana humana by GeorgeyPorgey April 4, 2006

sub human 

People who lack moral agency and have a career based on breaking the Non Agression Principle.

Politicians are sub human animals.

sub human by 1973memes with helicopters January 7, 2020