Hoffy Time

Leaving soon, or on my way = another hour

Johnny said he’d be here soon, but it’s an hour later and there’s no sight of him? Ah, that’s right cause he’s on Hoffy time

by Hoffy Time June 18, 2021

Hoff

(v) Hoffing Hoffed A very specific prank involving taking advantage of the fact that someone has left their computer unlocked and changing the background to a picture of a half naked David Hasselhoff.

No seriously, we used to Hoff eachother all the time at Microsoft. This is why I Windows-L everytime I walk away from my desk as a reflex.

by Kragthor July 16, 2021

Hoff

a very sexy guy. ten inch shlong. funniest guy ever.

“i am in love with hoff.”

“girl everyone is”

by hofflover101 July 28, 2021

Hoff

Snort cocaine

“Did y’all try hoffing that line in Dunedin?” Lisa asked the couple

🎵Blinding lights playing in the background.🎵

“Did you hoff that with your euro 💶 in Formby Hall?” The goon inquired to Meg.

by The wicked witch of Oz August 23, 2021

hofman

WHO ever has this last name is sooo lucky,
Ther smart, intelligent and cool
They brighten anyone's day!

Hey is that charli hofman!
Omg yeah she mabye is th e coolest

by Littlelion1 September 11, 2021

hofart

when a ho fart, issa a ho fart
usually smell real funky
mix a stinkpuss and doodoo

i think i smell a hofart
yo dass nasty
jesus

by trilliam turdsworth September 14, 2021

Hoff

A Hoff is an individual who appears to be working hard, but in fact is not. This is know as 'Hoffing' or Being a Hoff

Person 1: Wow, Flynn is working really hard today!
Person 2: Nahh he's done nothing, he's an absolute Hoff

by Top Hoff October 4, 2021