Hiding in the bush

When a man tries to hide his micro penis in a womans vagina that isnt shaven

Man 1: Yo i tried hiding in the bush with this one girl
Man 2: Well, well, well, the micro penis murderer has shown himself

by Poggerlad69 May 19, 2020

Fat Hider

n.
1. An article of clothing, handbag or accessory that makes a fat person appear thinner than s/he really is.

Girl 1: Why is Carol always carrying a beach bag?
Girl 2: It's a Fat Hider..it cuts the full width of her body and makes her appear smaller.

by catfight12 January 4, 2009

barney's hide and seek adventure

see crap.

this game is crap

by lan hikari September 14, 2003

Hiddi

Short for hideous. Usually refers to girls that are ugly, but can be used for anything that is not attractive.

Example one
Chuck: Did you see that hiddi beast? I think she had horns!
John: Yeah, she was hid for sure.

Example two
Chuck: You like the Bucks? There game is hiddi!

by The JVL November 30, 2007

Hided

To hide in a childish mannor

"i hided his teddy bear and he will soon die of not sleeping!Muahahahah!!!!"

by Alexis Vances January 25, 2008

hide-the-cutlery retarded

Typically this is a comment about someone who is really stupid, or so unconcerned about their safety that measures need to be taken in order to protect them from themselves and others from their dangerous tendencies.

Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.

Exhibit A:
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.

John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.

Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.

Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?

Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!

by bloodchills July 21, 2010

hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here

this very famous quote was said by antoine dodson in a television interview in 2015. this has become a meme and now antoine is very rich. i personally like to say this phrase when i am in a bad mood and this definitely helps.

"hey have you heard the bed intruder song?"
"yeah it's like, hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide yo husband too cus they rapin everybody out here..."

by niggo_mode April 17, 2019