Chris Hansen

To take a shit on a person during intercourse for the specific purpose of humiliating them. This is comparable to the humiliation Chris Hansen imposes on suspects on "To Catch a Predator".

Steve always has to be in control, he would probably Chris Hansen a girl on the first date, just to make sure she knows who's the boss.

by RuthlessGraveyards May 6, 2009

Hasees

a terrorist

oh god help me its hasees!!!!!!

by SivaArikatla November 15, 2010

haseulinred

haseulinred is a het kpop tiktoker that no ones knows🥺

person A:hey, did u see haseulinred's new vid?
person B: who......

by oh lyn January 5, 2021

chris hansen

an asshole

a jailbait pimp

"did u see msnbc dateline's \to catch a predator last night?"

"ya! chris hansen totally owned meatrocket8, when he went to the seccret undercover house, not to get his lolita but to get sent to jail!"

by meatrocket8 August 8, 2009

hanseled

When an individual makes a statement and a nearby person remarks "cool story Hansel" sarcastically, the person making the first statement has been hanseled.

One who is hanseled normally has feelings of unimportance or social awkwardness.

Denise: Oh my gosh, i have to write an entire paper by Monday and I have to buy some makeup!

Thomas: Cool story hansel.

Cindy: Hahahaha you just got hanseled Denise!

by sweetfingers May 4, 2010

Hase

Used mainly in Penrith, hase is another word for 'cunt'. Usually meant as the women's genitals part. Often found offensive by women.

Guy1: Come back here, hase. You wanna go me?

by whatups December 10, 2009

hansel and gretel

A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.

The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.

by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002