six-foot hamster

"Six-foot hamster" was invented ca. 1964 to describe a very ordinary male human, too carefully dressed in a cheap business suit, occupying a position of public contact though lacking in communications skills. Examples: Bank teller in training, Wal-Mart greeter, domestic religious missionary, White House press spokesman.

Hey Ma! There's a six-foot hamster at the door and i can't figure out what he's selling!

by Ceeclef June 5, 2017

Hamster Mix

Ash, Stems, Assorted other burned and unburned pieces of marijuana or Weed. Meant to be saved for times of extreme desire of drugs when none can be found.

All we have is Hamster Mix, we need to hook up again

by Malicious Content December 24, 2005

hamsa babs

it is used as an example for something dangerous.
its meaning is 'five doors'

beware of hamsa babs!

by Dean Oren July 11, 2006

Hamster Dick

Someone who has very small penis.

Jay Leno is a hamster dick for screwing Conan like that.

by OldManD January 20, 2010

Hamster Sex

The art of hamster fucking

Nghia Loves him some hamster sex.

Nghia crammed his dick in the hamster so hard, the hamster nearly exploded.

by Shouji August 31, 2006

hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.

you raving hamster feltcher!

by charlie March 18, 2005

hamster

Slang term for blacks in a jailhouse.

Look at all dem hamsters in the cage.

by Moe Foe March 19, 2005