Joey Guzzle

A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (🍆💦 ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with 🦍 aka black people.

I am Joey Guzzle

by Joey guzzle June 28, 2021

Muzzle Guzzler

When a guy cums in a condom, he flips it inside out and the girl sucks it clean

Damn, she’s one hell of a muzzle guzzler

by Asshat6152 December 18, 2021

Cornish Guzzler

Cornish Guzzler is the act of ejaculating into pastry before baking a savoury pie or pasty and then cooking and eating it.

Me and my girlfriend shared a Cornish Guzzler on the weekend.

by MJ12345 December 19, 2021

Windex guzzler

A real born in fleshing fucking dumbass, unloved by all family and fucking pain in the dickbag.

Sarah is a real fucking cunt, stupid fucking windex guzzler 1+1=3 Neanderthal brained nematode bitch probably can't remove her head from her own asshole.

by Paichni December 19, 2021

Cum guzzler

A person who swallows a large amount of semen. Also used as a derogatory reference for someone considered a slut, tramp, whore, etc…you get the picture.

That fucking cum guzzler tried to get with my man! She’s such a fucking disease infested whore!!!

by Momma’s girl June 20, 2022

Fanny Guzzler

Someone who has a liking fir drinking lady wee

Person 1: "I met a girl last night and when I was licking the mantlepiece she started to pee and I drank it."

Person 2: "You're such a Fanny Guzzler!"

by Dizzydan1980 August 1, 2022

Cum Guzzler

Kids named michael are typically cum guzzlers

That Cum Guzzler smells so bad. Hes probably called michael

by bloglog September 12, 2022