Security Guard

A profession that attracts the stupid in mass. People in this line of work tend to take themselves way to seriously and think they are actually law enforcement officers.

Look at the Security Guard over there. I bet he wakes up everyday and polishes his badge.

by supercop 9000 April 21, 2009

guaremate

garemate, want to be,

blin: waz good guaremate

onazy: wtf broo i don want be like nobody

by onazy February 21, 2010

coast guard reserve

Americas 38th line of defense, behind the Mothers Against Drunk Driving and the Rhode Island army national guard and ahead of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People

Also known as "Sea Food" by Marines and Soldiers (Real military)

Coast Guard reservists are called into action about as much as a 87 year old mans penis (a 1 in 453,678 chance)

Yo man you in the Coast Guard Reserves?

Yeah dude!

So you do nothing and get paid for it?

by dirt biker bro May 6, 2012

Guardian Angel

The act of shitting in order to protect someone

Hey Rob i was worried about you so i left a guardian angel in your tent so the bears shouldnt bother you tonight....

by KingOfKrabsfollower69K.O.K. July 20, 2019

mud guards

A woman's loose and dangling labia. (See beef curtains.)

'That bitch has some nasty mud guards, yo!'

by Syd Barrett June 11, 2006

gumaround

The action of turning down an individual for date. More specifically, it is due to that individual's lack of social skills, continuous rants about nonsense, and in general his/her lack of knowledge regarding the opposite sex (or same sex in cases of homosexuality). The individual being asked out is most likely bored or not interested in that other person. They usually make up excuses as to why they need to cancel the date, such as having to "work late" or "study." The person asking the other out is therefore rejected.

Baskin Robbins: "I'm sorry, but I have to study tonight...I mean, I know it's Saturday night, but I have a math quiz in a week."

Ben N. Jerry: "Awww damn, am I getting the gumaround again?"

by InkedMD October 26, 2010

Gimary

bitch is a hoe.

Gimary had 2 boyfriends.

by Chickenbeard December 10, 2018