gildo

It is a condo or abode in the mountains where one goes to enjoy a weekend of skiing and tantric sex.

Man, I can't wait to use the gildo this weekend with my top dudes.

Hey, wanna come back to the gildo?

by koccaine kev January 5, 2011

guido

Danny of the College of William and Mary

Man Danny is such a guido

by bigman92 May 8, 2005

guilder

A Vermont hick, especially one who lives in the Fair Haven-Benson-Orwell area, drives a pickup truck, thinks Larry the Cable Guy is funny, looks forward to deer season, and refers back to one particular high school football season throughout his adult life with great regularity.

Guilder #1: Yup, I fell out (of) my deer stand last week 'cause I dropped my butt and tried to catch it.
Guilder #2: Yer such a guilder.

by jt castleton February 7, 2006

guido

An Italian-American hoodlum from the New York area who has a posse that follows him around.

We won't allow a cellboy into the Guido Posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

Guido Rican

1.One whose family is descended from Puerto Rico (Bronx) and Italy (Jersey Shores)

2.A mixture of a Boricua and Guido

3.A 5' female from Long Island who acts like a white girl, dances like Latin and takes shit from no one! In other words, Awesome! Better yet... Legendary!

Omg girl! look at that girl Ellie! she is such a Guido Rican!

Wasn't that Guido Rican in that Daddy Yankee music Video? Damn that girl could shake her ass!

Who would like Reggaeton and Rock? I'll tell you who! a Guido Rican!

by Zketch87 June 3, 2010

Film Actor Guild(F.A.G)

another term for Fag.

You did a good job didn't you F.A.G

Shut up stupid Film Actor Guild!

by Chesterthepstar November 17, 2004

Guido JR

Guido JR is the odor that can be smelled when standing downwind from a red firebird, a rosary, 80s hair band rock music with various rap songs in the mix, and an inside out penis (surgical vag)

Man, did you smell that Guido JR today? Damn, smelled like french toast dipped in shit!

by Kickass-red mist July 22, 2010