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Greasy

I thought Adonis was Greasy. But he's actually a Belch.
by HonkeyCred March 20, 2011
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Greesy Kayak

While a male is recieving oral sex from an angry female to get her back he stick his thumb in her rectum and while shes giving him the 'oh shit theres a thumb in my butthole face' he squirts his hot juicy load into her nasal cavity thus rendering her useless.
My girlfriend was pissing me off so to make up for it she sucked me off so i gave her the greesy kayak.
by Beas92 April 10, 2011
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greasy peanut butter

Something Glen always says, but we never understand.
Oh - jeesh! This is like driving in greasy peanut butter!
by John Smith January 15, 2004
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greasy grove

When you bring a girl back from a club to fornicate, and she reveals to you her coochie after a long night of bumpin’ and grindin’ on the dance floor. The sweaty build up on the va-jay jay that creates a smell similar to that of a taco bell dumpster fire is a Greasy Grove
Nico got blue balled by his one night stand after being exposed to her greasy grove.
by Whistlefist January 29, 2018
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greasy

Adjective (negative). Used to describe any activity that involves spending too much money, drinking too much, doing too many drugs, hanging out with dregs of society people, and generally any activity that involves lowering one's standard and hindering one's progress.

"A greasy night out" - a night out that involves enormous expense and negative health consequences but very little pleasure as compensation. Typically occuring in London (because it's so expensive and overcrowded) a greasy night out would involve leaving the office at 6, downing 10 pints of Stella, spending fortunes on cabs to go to crap clubs where you queue outside for hours, then buy more overpriced drinks inside, stagger outside, may or may not visit a kebab house or a whore house, then get more expensive cabs home, and wake up in the morning to find you've lost you brand new Armani overcoat.

Can also be applied to other situations, such as greasy mates (one's friends who encourage the above, but have no means to pay for it so you must pay for them aswell. They act as a kind of grease multiplier).
What's the matter Andrew; why's your face green and you're so miserable?

Had a greasy night out last night in Oxford Street. It was filth. My greasy mates scabbed drinks off me all night and I had to pay for the cab.
by Mikee T September 24, 2008
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Greasy

"man, that Taura-Roberge chick is greasy!!"
by Tammy Timms April 9, 2008
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Greasy Tears

Tears dispenced by the eyes of an obese person.
Hey! Enough of your greasy tears!
by Wiesty June 5, 2005
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