Glue Job

When a girl uses common arts and crafts material Elmers Glue instead of lube, and tries to get the guy to finish before the glue dries.

William: Hey Grant, where's Ben?

Grant: Oh man you didn't hear? Ben's in the hospital. His girlfriend gave him a Glue Job last night and the glue dried first, so the doctors had to pry her hands from his cock.

William: God damn, not again...

by Glue Job Enthusiast Ebin June 13, 2020

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Glue Huffer

Someone who plays Young Link in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

That Glue Huffer in Loser’s quarters just throws out boomerangs.

by StarFollower January 12, 2022

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the gluestick

Mostly for two girls. Rubbing your bodies together while cumming, creating a sticky mess.

Sandy: Me and Sue did the Gluestick for Darren last night.
Michael: Maybe you can show me sometime.

by poke_the_penguin_yes_baby March 24, 2009

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Flexy Glue

when your cock is halfway hard.

damn my piece is like flexy glue right now.

by chessus rust November 18, 2009

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offspring glue

Another word for sperm

Last night I had a crazy dream, Then I woke up with offspring glue in my boxers

by DJNickyNack December 25, 2010

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heart glue

A close friend of the opposite gender that helps you to get through a difficult break-up and tries to fix your heart but you often end up realizing you're in love with them.

'Who's that boy you hang around with a lot at the moment?'
'Oh Jack? He's just my heart glue. He's fun to hang around with and makes me feel happy when I'm upset about my break up with Josh :)'
'Sounds like you're in love with your heart glue...'
'...'

by moo girl May 25, 2012

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