Sperm Glove

A condom, for protection against STI’s/STD’s and babies

“Yo mate, I’ve just pulled. Have you any sperm gloves with you?”

by Naho November 12, 2020

Turd glove

A small bad creature or thing

Listen to that annoying sparrow chirp in the tree. what a turd glove

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) April 22, 2024

Mud gloves

Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.

Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”

by Andos Hastos January 15, 2022

Peppermint Glove

1.what is used to punch someone in the mouth that suffers from BOATA (breath of a thousands asses)

2.what is used to punch someone in the vagina that suffers from stank bug

damn your breath is offensive, i hope Kimbo shows up with a peppermint glove to punch you in the mouth

by molestedsenses August 29, 2009

tunnel of glove

When you enter from the butt and fist her to give yourself a handy

Man, I took her down the tunnel of glove last night.

by Bubbalubba February 26, 2025

Glove department

A word blank people use to describe what they’re referring to as the glove compartment in a car (mostly black moms).

“You do too much. Hand me my belt out the glove department so I can whoop your ass.”

by latrelljennings June 04, 2023

Sniffing Gloves

When the gynecologist has jar of used gloves that he saves from hot chicks he used them on so he can sniff them later. Sometimes he labels them with patient names

Dr. Goldstein enjoys a nice hard whiff from one of his sniffing gloves before he jerks off.

by Brandon6666 April 17, 2021