glitter slip n slide

When a girl gets eaten out by a gay guy.

I met this gay guy at a club and he tried out the glitter slip n slide!

by renooner April 05, 2014

Glitter Me

Lie to me to make me feel good about myself

How did I do on that presentation? You can glitter me if you want to!

by Theglitterman October 09, 2016

Dick Glitter Bomb

When you order a dick glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it explodes in the person face covering them with little dick shaped glitter.

Damn, Jerry sent Marry a Dick Glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it took 10 years for her to get it off her rug.

by BeanBrothers January 24, 2023

glitter burger

When a stripper puts her crotch on your face

Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?

Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.

by Jarhead4life February 15, 2022

Glittered

When the hottest woman in the world, with the world's sweetest ass, is wearing an outfit that includes glitter manages to smear her glitter all over you... from head to head to toe, via intense body-to-body contact. Its so dirty... you can't help butt beg for more.

Baby, get that sweet ass over here... I need to be glittered!!

She glittered me and I didn't even notice... I was just too busy starring at her cute smile.

by luckiest_guy_43 December 12, 2012

Glittered

To get tipsy and flirty

Ladies! Let’s get glittered tonight!

by ThreeFoolsAdrift November 09, 2019

Glitter Kisses

The creepy kiss lil girls give to the audience/judges in Jon Benet Ramsey type events, uh, "pageants". A glitter kiss begins with an innocent air kiss followed by a breath of glitter blown in said direction.

Full glitz but please no glitter kisses y'all. The Best Western charges extra for the cleanup.

by RSDVMAMA May 25, 2012