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Glitterdick

A dick with glitter on the dick and balls to make you feel like a unicorn when sitting on the galaxy full of stars. Usually a big dicked white male will endup with the glitter dick after the black female enjoys the milky white cum in her pussy.-dad
" awwwww shit, fuck off glitterdick"
by Not today feminism July 24, 2018
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Glitterdicking

Glitterdicking is a huge dick full of glitter. Doesn’t spew nut, just glitter.
You see that inmate today in cell 215. His lips glisten with glitter, must of got a good Glitterdicking!
by FCI Fort Dickless June 25, 2022
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Grittered

When someone quickly eats shit. Usually face first. Things that can be grittered are: face, hands, knees and elbows. Its the same thing a scrape but a better way to say it.
"When I went to the lake, I grittered my face on the way to the water."
by anonymous October 11, 2023
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glitter15

Another version of the pen15 club. Clitoris = Glitter15
OMG he has Glitter15 written on his hand. Let's all laugh at him!
by Wiener Schnitzel March 8, 2004
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glitter fest

the act of throwing glitter on someone
Matteo acted angry, but secretly enjoyed the glitter fest with Steph and Rachel. Most men would be lucky to be covered in glitter by 2 girls.
by Stephines January 5, 2008
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Glitter Noodle

This is a variation of the "Poop Noodle." (see poop noodle)

This is where, before commencing anal sex, one packs beach sand, or any sand for that matter, into the anus before thrusting his dry penis into the rectum. The bi-product of this act is inevitably a "Glitter Noodle"- a poop noodle with sparkles that glimmer in the sunlight.
Don't be such a fuckin' Glitter Noodle, Marcy.

Ben, you look like a Glitter Noodle in that jacket, man.

Dad, are Glitter Noodle's toxic?
by Jeff Fuckin' Riddle August 4, 2009
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Glitter Pumpkins

An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.
In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.
by BedazzleYourPumpkins October 24, 2010
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