rubber glass

glass in the form of rubber so clear the birds on the windex comercial won't know the difference

Look at the rubber glass it's so clear you would never know it's not real glass.

by Cat-man-do May 19, 2010

pressing glass

Being the first in line to wait for a gondola to open on a ski day; being pressed upon the glass gondola doors.

The forecast is predicting 16 fresh new inches of snow for tomorrow, I will definitely be pressing glass!

by Kahliki76 March 15, 2015

Glass Banana

A glass banana is someone who is very clumsy and they bruise really fast and easy.

Boyfriend: "Babe be careful where you step, you're a glass banana. I don't want you to hurt yourself."

by Dannylovely74_ March 22, 2017

Glass Joe

A person who is incredibly weak, or fragile.

Bob: Did you see the latest boxing match?
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!

by LazyGamer7224 October 22, 2022

ass-for-glass

N.

a homo-sexual drug addict who entertains anal-sex purely for the procurement of crystal-meth

-usually bareback.

"That Ricky bloke is a Jerk-off, he's a bottom-feeder who does ass-for-glass"

by musclenugget September 11, 2016

mr glass

An athlete that gets injured very often and easily

Hey mr glass broke his leg agian

by the best of all of them in my November 29, 2015

The Glass test

A timed 2 mile fitness test that must be completed in under 16 minutes! This test is done mostly in relation to soccer preseason fitness!

Coach I want to get in shape! Can we run the glass test all the time please!?

by Total-ninety January 13, 2014