spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a biteless blow job

Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I put a spider gag on him. (Also good training for him to get used to face fucking!)

by August 14, 2024

gag dragon

It's when fart in a girls vagina causing her to fart while sitting on your cock.

You both gag.

Joe decided he was going to take his sex life to a new level and gag dragon his grandmother. His grandfather was feeling frisky and decided to watch.

by Joes grandfather February 16, 2016

gag dragon

When a female farts in your mouth and you hold it in your throat. You then proceed to lick her out and pass that gas through her vagina lips

Me and my girlfriend got experiment and I gave her a gag dragon and she was leaking for a week

by Gas dragon May 15, 2016

Gag tape

Gaffer/duct/electrical tape or similar. Refers to the preferred types of tape used for gags.

Dude pass me that gag tape, I need to cover this hole.

by Sparktrics July 31, 2018

gag drag

When a draw of a cigarette is followed by a gag reflex

Dude I just had the biggest gag drag in the car, I nearly vomited on myself

by cmitty October 30, 2015

Gag order!? Say WHAAAAAAA!?

NOT the Trump one (I took a nap). What is this!? Looks like we got some duplicitous kike action over here! Looks like we got some "Jewish virgin's life is a lie" type of stuff going on!

Hym "Gag order!? Say WHAAAAAAA!? On Candace!? Who does that!? That's why she wanted to do the debate on a neutral podcast! She knew the would edit out the ME parts."

by Hym Iam May 05, 2024

Gag-swagging

The act of receiving oral while wearing any item of swag (small wreath, holly, seasonal coniferous decor, etc.)

Once the tree was decorated to a jolly perfection, the spiked nog started to kick in and next thing you know she was gag-swagging my candy cane like one sexy ass elf.

by Dr. Dijon December 17, 2019