fudge crackers

usually said when something bad or unpleasant occurs and the person is around people who would be offended if another "F" word were to come from the person's mouth.

Teacher: You failed this class.
Student: Fudge Crackers!

by Phunkie July 30, 2011

cluster fudge

The G-rated version of Cluster Fuck. Not to be confused with Fudge Cluster, which is what stays on your ass if you don't wipe well.

Teenager: "Thanks mom, now my whole day is one big cluster fudge!"

Mom: "Well then maybe you need to start wiping a little better when you're done."

by joe307 March 13, 2010

Hot fudge brownie

When a middle aged Mexican man drops a wad of hot shit off a two story building on to the fresh-cut flat top of a black man

Yo Carlos just gave Jabari the biggest hot fudge brownie last night

by Hot Carl 222 March 29, 2016

fudge-packer

A person who packages fudge.

Linda is a fudge-packer. She works at the fudge factory down the street.

by eSouth March 19, 2005

fudge hustler

Homosexual male. See also chocolate charmer.

Man, that Elton John is the king of all fudge hustlers.

by inane June 26, 2005

hot fudge sunday

when a girl pushes her boobs together(ice cream) and u take a shit on her tits(hot fudge) and then ejaculate on top of it all (whip cream)

i gave your sister a mad hot fudge sunday

by ooppaloompa January 12, 2009

Finger Fudge

The result of using cheap toilet paper for wiping and having your finger poke through the toilet paper jamming your finger into your anus.

Aw man, I shouldn't of used that toilet paper. My finger poked through it and I got some Finger Fudge.

by MyRequiem July 5, 2009