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food fraud

well, it's obvious...fraud amongst the food chain. the industrial food chain and the items posing as "food" that are seriously killing people and leading to disastrous epidemics like childhood diabetes and OBESITY. this is superbly perplexing and intriguing as not many people actually consume "food" and if they do, it is rare. the real trouble with food fraud is how most people have no idea what the eff they are actually eating and the environmental/ecological footprint it creates.
person 1: "Hey man, let's go grab some McDonalds!!"
person 2: "Oh hell no, they are committing major food fraud over there! 45 of their 60 menu items are made from corn!!"
person 1: "Oh come on, you must be joking, it is delicious there and we can eat a bunch of shit for under $10!"
person 2: "We can eat a bunch of shit is right!!!"
by teddytbird November 16, 2011
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food screwed

When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.
Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.
by Rumplenutz November 22, 2019
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Emergency food

Chopper. Paimon is a good choice for emergency food too.
Luffy: emergency food
Chopper: Don’t look at me!
by Joey Jackson Johnson October 10, 2022
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The Food Game

A game typically played by blue collar tradesman in which one person is the "feeder" and the other is the "taster". The feeder is usually of higher standing (a journeymen) and the taster is generally lower (apprentice). The feeder will flatuate in the taster's face while the taster deeply inhales. The taster must then guess what the feeder had for dinner the following evening . This is sometimes an out from completing basic apprenticeship duties such as cleanup, carrying tools, locking tool boxes, etc.
Journeyman: "i wont make you take trash today if you win at the food game"

Apprentice: "fuck yeah, say less! I never lose at the food game"
by SquarebodDaD August 31, 2022
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food toddler

When you've eaten so much food and you're so full that you're past the point of having a food baby and it has grown up to be a food toddler.
I ate way too much all you can eat sushi, you can see my food toddler!
by Olliefur🐱 June 15, 2016
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Flat food

Flat food are waffles and pancakes or something that's from a vending machine if you do business duty.

If you watch the Mr. Men Show on Cartoon Network, Boomerang or YouTube, you'll notice something about Miss Whoops' problem with eating pancakes.

The only food that does not count are: pizza, sandwiches and cookies
Miss Whoops: "Pancakes?? I really don't like flat food!"
by Rebecca K. Lunetta July 21, 2018
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Crowd Food

A spectacular feat or stunt completed in real life or on a virtual landscape (i.e. Street Fighter) in front of a group of people for the sake of exciting the crowd.
Crowd: Ooooooooh...
Observer1: Did you see that combo, nigga?!
Observer2: Crowd food. uh AH!

Crowd: Aww shit! Oooooooo...
by doctormangleya August 3, 2010
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