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Float

to knock someone out f*cking cold
by lucid kai January 25, 2023
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Floating the dinosaur

Float the Dinosaur
(Float/Floating/Floated/etc)

To fuck up something on a very large scale
Steven Spielberg was literally floating the dinosaur in the first T-rex scene of 'Jurassic Park'.
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Float Life

Float Life:

The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.
After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the "float life", spending his days cruising along the river on his houseboat, savoring the serenity of life on the water.
by digiprints April 1, 2024
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Texas Tape&Float

Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.
I think that Texas Tape&Float left you a mark
by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024
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Up float

Opposite of down fall
"She is too aggressive. That's her downfall. She has made a lot of enemies." "Maybe being too aggressive is her up float. She has a very successful career."
by jvd4486 February 10, 2010
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Cuck Beer Float

After the cuck's partner gets creampied by the bull (a third more dominant partner in a relationship who typically has sex with the hotwife) the partner proceeds to drool the cum over a cup of root beer for the cuck to drink.

This is an expression of dominance and humiliation over the cuckold.
Ex1. After my wife fucked her bull, she made me drink a Cuck Beer Float.

Ex2.
Bull- "Hey pathetic cuck, we made you your favorite dessert. Cuck Beer Float."

Cuck- "Oh yay, thank you wife and bull! Can I stay up past 9pm tonight?"
Bull- "Only if you drink seconds!"
by John_Rus January 10, 2021
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Float

To vibe and to chill. Also float is used to describe a level of high or drunkenness.
I just shot gunned a beer and took 8 shots, I'm all float.

Yeah all my boys that I hang with are all pretty float.
by kalebgaime September 19, 2017
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