Fleetwood

A white van, usually with an old man inside it that tries to run people over at a rapid pace.
These are extremley dangerous and once you have seen one, you will see many more.

Beware the fleetwood services truck! It may be the last thing you ever see...

"Chasing us hehe"... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!

(Jumps out of the path)
Phew it's gone

then...
DUN DUN DUN! FLEETWOOD... IS... BACK...
face your fear

by STOP FLEETWOOD SERVICES October 8, 2012

flectonomous

The act of remaining calm or keeping the nerves cooled by behaving absolutely insane.

Clifton- umm..... Why's Jesse throwing his poop at his car?
David- well, he either blew his turbo or more than likely is just feeling extra flectonomous today.

Jesse- AHHHHH RATA FATA

*throws poop at David and Clifton.*

by Phlegmtronic November 17, 2015

Fleet

A fleet is a term of venery for a group of whores. A fleet is greater than or equal to five whores.

Big Daddy Spankdahoe sent his fleet out to turn tricks thinking 'keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long'

by Mrs. Webster September 18, 2016

fleet flaw

a type of toy used for kids who can't spell their own names

Spell your name, Billy.
B-R-W-A-L-T-Y
Take your fleet flaw.

by SimDevoSlipknot May 25, 2016

Fleetwood Effect

Someone who spends way to much money on one game and will love that game to the end of time... or until you beat them in that game, and will get triggered when you do become better.

Dude, you are so having the Fleetwood effect

by Doge is dead meme January 23, 2017

Flesting

When you can't get it up and you're frustrated so you just start fisting the girl.

"Bruh my dick was so limp I just started flesting her"
"While he was flesting me he was crying"

by B-tanks August 4, 2017

Fletcher munson Curve

basically the music equivilant of a cheat code. it's good, just fucking google a preset of it, all the cool kids are useing it anyway.

dude: "why does your mix allways sound so nice"
Pro: "i use the fletcher munson curve"
dude: "tf is that"
Pro: "it's complicated"

by Fletcher Munson Curve User August 11, 2017