Flump

The act of collapsing onto something or someone like a sad, jiggly, shoved over serving of jello.

Person #1: I'm gonna flump on you now.
Person #2: Oh god no...
Person #1: *getting closer* I'm gonna do it
Person #2 doN'T YOU FUCKING DA-
Person #1: *flumps onto person #2) I did it.
Person #2 *flailing like an aggressive kitten* GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

by Zodozer October 22, 2015

frumphy

A word in which one says subsequent to the word comfy in order to aggrandize the meaning of cuddles worthy.

"Are you comfy frumphy?" Gabby asked to Peter
"No just comfy," Peter replied.

by Gabalisious December 19, 2015

Flump

The random exposure of a penis

It was awful. I got a flumped on the bus earlier

by Lesbigan May 7, 2016

frump

A bicycle seat sniffer

"hahahahah ewwwww dude, check out the frump!"

by Dr.Slopskin August 19, 2016

frumping

To frantically hump someone.

OMG look at that dog, it's frumping that shellshocked viatnamese leg!!

-Jamie C. <3 liz-a-bliz

by omfg wow July 4, 2016

frumping

To frantically hump someone.

OMG look at that dog, it's frumping that shellshocked viatnamese leg!!

-Jamie C. <3 liz-a-bliz

by omfg wow July 4, 2016

frumping

To frantically hump someone.

OMG look at that dog, it's frumping that shellshocked viatnamese leg!!

-Jamie C. <3 liz-a-bliz

by omfg wow July 4, 2016