farting frank

This is a big ogar who farts all the time. He gets off on the smell of rotting ass.

Farting Frank shit his pants again.

by team mopar November 19, 2004

Farmington New Hampshire

A place where it is socially acceptable to fuck your relatives and have no teeth. As a matter of fact the town line sign says "Welcome to Farmington, please leave your teeth at the town line"

Farmington New Hampshire: Where the men are men, and sheep run scared

Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"

Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"

by Farmington Hater February 28, 2010

Faping

Fapping and Vaping. If you use this term you are more than likely a Blake Vapes fan.

Blake Vapes Fan: Bro I just had the sickest fape sesh in the bathroom man!
Normal Person: What?
Blake Vapes Fan: Never heard of faping? It's like heaven in a chili cheese sandwich broham.
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me.

by Super Duper S-Man March 14, 2017

farking spot

A parking spot that appears open, but upon further inspection reveals a relatively small car already parked there.

Those blasted minivans make for a ton of farking spots.

by rtil July 18, 2008

Farbing

(Verb): Spending time with Farb in a recreational manner. Activities suitable for Farbing may include (but are not limited to) frolf, bowling, playing guitar, hiking, and homebrewing. Competitive stakes are highly recommended while Farbing, though not a requisite.

I was Farbing at Northampton Bowl the other night with a few Gold T's, when suddenly we were surrounded by a flock of girls who had forsaken their sketchy Masshole boyfriends for Farb's masculine musk and superlative bowling skills. Farb graciously acknowledged their presence, then rolled a 300 and carved his initials on Evan's forehead. It was, all in all, awesome.

by BG2009 April 23, 2008

farting through your mouth

talking gibberish; not making sense

Listen you stupid Texan, I can't tell if you're talking or farting through your mouth. So, leave me alone!!

by jimmylikeflowers November 29, 2010

farging bastage

A euphemism for "fucking bastard." The mispronunciation comes from the movie "Johnny Dangerously."

I'll get you, you farging bastage!

by Bunky the Clown April 22, 2017