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Klamath Falls

The true gateway to Crater Lake (suck it, Roseburg). Crater Lake’s mermaid-kissed sapphire waters will touch your soul. Crater Lake is the only National Park in Oregon and North America’s deepest lake. You wanna go deep, don’t you?

Air quality is nice until some ‘simply better’ Californian decides to have a gender reveal party that sets the entire West Coast on fire. Do like the Modocs; head underground and explore 100’s of naturally air conditioned lava caves straddling the Oregon border.

It's Bend before being bent over by Portlandia. North Face, Stetson, Wrangler, Patagonia, and Carharrt are welcome here. K. Falls boasts a pioneer culture of bootstrappers, hard-working families and Jeffersonian secessionists escaping Salem’s elite. Supposedly incompatible sub cultures creating a queso-American style melting pot. Smoldering; like an Oregon forest in the summer.

Speaking of good ole ‘Merica, the bald eagle lives here. Pelicans, Tits, and Herons to name a few. We’re talking birds of the Pacific Flyway ;)

Klamath isn’t just for outdoor enthusiasts, cowboys, and bird watchers. Oregon’s premier polytechnic university, Oregon Tech, is a solar powered campus with the first ever renewable energy degree in the country. Klamath’s 300 days of sunshine are the Anit-SAD of Portland’s rain.

Welcome to Klamath Falls, we’re kinda cultish here. Please leave; or go deep on our natural beauty, historical significance and generally cool vibe.
I went balls deep in Klamath Falls for a week and loved it.

I got accepted to OIT, now I'm gonna live in Klamath Falls?
by Minted Millions July 24, 2022
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Fall Guys

A good game that was overshadowed by Among Us
Ben: Hey Mark, remember Fall Guys?

Mark: Oh, that one astronaut bean game?

Ben: I think you mean Among Us.
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Fall On a Doorknob

When someone has a black eye and they use "Falling on a doorknob" as the excuse to indiscriminately explain domestic abuse
Bill "Hey what happened? You fall on a doorknob?
Cindy "Yep"
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Fall Guys

The video game I bought my brother on Christmas that makes him fucking talk to himself loudly and swear at his opponents and use my computer where he plays on more than I do
Me:May I have the computer in the next 5 minutes?

My brother: after this round of fall guys.

5 minutes later

Me:Ok can I have the computer now

Him: 5 minutes

5 minutes later

Me:Ok can I have the computer now

Him: 5 minutes

5 minutes later

Me:Ok can I have the computer now

Him: 5 minutes

And this will continue in an unbroken chain
by Mrnoobgamerhd April 20, 2022
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the empire is falling

business or family ruined by da hoe of the family
Guy: You ruined our empire bitch!!
Girl: Only when I do it I ruin it?
Guy: Now the empire is falling
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Viagra Falls

1. When your testicles hang lower than your penis

2. When urine runs down the testicles as a result of them hanging lower than the penis
"I'm not sure whats going on man, I got a bad case of Viagra Falls"
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Cinder Fall

Guy 1:Hey did you see what those goons did to that guy
Guy 2:Yeah they Cinder Fall'd him
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