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cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.
Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!
by Cup of Rice February 25, 2014
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Munt facial

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)
"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."
by xXxScrubLordxXx February 4, 2015
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Cyber Facial

When a Male ejacualtes on the screen of his phone, which on it has a picture of another person.
Damn! Frederick just gave that hoe a cyber facial!
by Mcitis August 10, 2016
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facial twins

A scientific term used to describe two or more people who shares, in appearance, virtually the same face. There are four subgroups of the following word heterofacial, homofacial, bifacial, and opposing facial twin(s).
Homofacial Twin(s): The most often seen of the four, homofacial twins are two same sex siblings who share, in appearance, virtually the same face. These types of siblings do not originate from the same egg cell.
Heterofacial Twin(s): The second most often of the four, heterofacial twins are two opposite sex siblings who share, in appearance, virtually the same face. These types of siblings do not originate from the same egg cell.

Bifacial Twin(s): One of the rarest of the four, bifacial twins are two same sex people who shares, in appearance, virtually the same face.
Opposing Facial Twin(s): The rarest of the four, bifacial twins are two opposite sex people who shares, in appearance, virtually the same face. These types of people are not related.
They are facial twins.
He is a facial twin.
by definemaster324 November 29, 2016
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lipstick facial

The act of a female using the male member of her partner to spread his semenal fluids about her face and lips after his ejaculation.
After I rode Emily like a pony for an hour I finished all over her face. She then let me enjoy watching her turn it into a lipstick facial.
by BIGMAN696969 December 4, 2016
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Presidential Facial

When you go to Mount Rushmore and bust a nut on all four presidents.
Friend 1: Yo dude I just took a road trip to South Dakota!
Friend 2: Did you get that Presidential Facial?
Friend 1: Yes sir!
by The_Russiann January 12, 2016
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cream facial

Cum all over Someone's face!
I gave her an amazing cream facial.
by Kmac148 April 11, 2016
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