fecal fairy

a person who leaves fecal matter behind where it shouldnt be

gramps had a visit from the fecal fairy.

by Tenacious P & Swamp Ass January 8, 2005

fecalmaniac

someone who loves doo-doo feces

If you go to ratemypoo.com, you are a fecalmanic.

by goatcheese June 14, 2004

fecum

Feces, crap, poop, shit, doodie, poopy, doo doo, turd, etc...

"Jimmy please don't put that fecum in your mouth."

by Mike Hendricks June 20, 2005

fecalbate

masturbating with feces for lubrication

I fecalbated with your mom's poop.

by the pupster September 17, 2007

Fecalized

Any subject that has been covered in feces, or rendered to the quality of feces.
Often used metaphorically

"Yo man, those birds fecalized that statue."

"Yo guys, fuckin' drew admitted he likes to be fecalized! What a freak!"

by greth April 3, 2008

Fecal Reimbursement

The act of defacating on another being after they have recently passed stool in an attempt to restore or "reimburse them."

"After that big shit i took i was dying toget some Fecal Reimbursement"

by Tai Mai shoo December 21, 2008

Feces hurricane

When your fucking your partner and they shart and shit sprays all over you.

Today on our dopplar radar feces hurricanes are expected.

by Cory Vazquez January 5, 2009