Excalibur

A joint made with many different forms of THC and a touch of tobacco, if preferred.
(i.e. marijuana, hash, keif, and tobacco)

We rolled an Excalibur at 4:20 last night, gonzo bomb.

by Chief Tiberius February 20, 2011

excalibur

When you take a massive shit and part of it thrusts from the toilet water like King Arthur's excalibur.

I took a massive excalibur just now and would not flush.

by King Arthur May 4, 2004

exceptionally caucasian

Pasty white person, typically of Irish or German decent. Easily identifiable by their freckles and milky skin. Typically named Karen or Ryan, common nickhnames are Snow Flake and Casper.

"Dude, your new exceptionally caucasian girlfiend keeps blinding me when she lays out. Tell that beyotch to go bronze edition to cut down the glare"

by stopgroundhogsday May 11, 2010

Segel Excercises

Segel Excercises are excersices done by women to tighten the vagina. Usually, many births, a woman's vaginal muscles become worn, and gently pull open. Segels are the contraction of the muscle to make the vagina tighter.

That effin biznatch is a hoodrat, she needs to do Segel Excercises.

by Chazzy's Chick January 5, 2006

excalibur

A type of rack in beer pong which consists of the 4-cup diamond with one more cup in front,slightly resembling a sword.

I get one re-rack and 5 cups scattered around.Excalibur that shit up.

by Goodrich January 22, 2007

excelleny

A word that is in common use by people from the *cough* Midlands *cough* and is an alternative to the familiar word 'excellent'. Often used when you've had a few too many teaspoons of Veno's.

"Oh my gosh! This Veno's is excelleny! I'm not Northern!"

by Veno's CEO December 3, 2007

excesive

A Word that you use to define someone as annoying. Uncommon word that most people will correct you by saying "Excessive".

You are being highly "excesive" please stop!

by Osama Bin London November 12, 2017