Hym "It's 2 things! Is the surveillance and harassment that mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia happening and is it happening to me? YES! Did I contribute to the current model of AI that the government just paid 400 billion dollars and do I have a 5th amendment right to be compensated for my property? YES! That isn't ✌️✊️✌️✊️everything✌️✊️✌️✊️ That isn't you having to say yes to 'everything.' That's 2 fuckings. I have been nothing but consistent. You don't want me to be better than the fat-cock you fuck so YOU ARE LYING. You want me to have to do your incest cult SO YOU ARE LYING. Let it go!"
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/ˌev-rē-ˈthiŋ-ˌä-lə-jist/
informal, often derogatory
1. A person who presents themselves as an expert in every field, especially those they have no formal background in.
2. A walking TED Talk with no pause button.
3. Someone who quotes Jung, critiques gender theory, recommends steak-only diets, and explains geopolitics before breakfast.
/ˌev-rē-ˈthiŋ-ˌä-lə-jist/
informal, often derogatory
1. A person who presents themselves as an expert in every field, especially those they have no formal background in.
2. A walking TED Talk with no pause button.
3. Someone who quotes Jung, critiques gender theory, recommends steak-only diets, and explains geopolitics before breakfast.
I was just here for a debate on free speech, and suddenly this everythingologist is lecturing us on ancient Mesopotamian hierarchies and liver detox.
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Get the Everything Hole mug.The sociological observation that modern society, thanks to the internet shattering mass media monoculture, has fragmented into countless competing tribes, fanbases, and ideological subcultures that all operate with cult-like dynamics. It's not that actual high-control groups with abusive leaders have multiplied, but that the psychological architecture of cults—fervent belief, "us vs. them" identity, devotion to a leader or ideology, and the conviction that the mainstream is fundamentally broken—has become the default mode for online fandoms, political movements, brand loyalists, and wellness communities. The theory argues we've gone back to a pre-20th century norm where culture is just "a bunch of cults stacked on top of each other".
*Example: "Explaining the Everything Is A Cult Now Theory to my dad, I said, 'You had three TV channels and called it culture. We have 8 million micro-communities on niche apps. Your Star Trek fan club was a dorky hobby; our 'Stanny' Twitter circle that analyzes every Swift lyric for secret messages and attacks anyone who criticizes her is a full-blown digital congregation. Same human wiring for belonging, just a different prophet and a worse holy text.'"*
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Hym "Let's go Clair Obscur! They win the thing! They won the awards-Everything! And rightfully so! It is literally a perfect game. BUT THE SOUNDTRACK! Literally the only thing better than the game... Is the original score... To the game! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!"
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