Employment Agency Promise

The wildly exaggerated amount of time, that a prospective employee is told by an Employment Agency that a job will last. Mainly used by desperate recruiters,as they know that the shorter amount of days offered, the less chance they are going to get anybody to do the job. Ergo they will miss out on their earner.

Phone rings and it is the local lacking in any honour or credibility employment agency. "Have you got your own PPE, a CSCS card, a pulse, a day glow vest and can you start yesterday? Good, we have a job helping to lay turf on a building site of ten houses which will last six months".
Person at the other end of the phone who has heard it all before - "No it won't, it will only be for about two days. I don't trust you, this is only another Employment Agency Promise !"

by Dum Briller October 23, 2019

Empty Sock

The act of placing one's scrotom into another's butthole (or your own butthole). The testicles must remain outside of the hole. This is usually done by using ones finger to insert the scrotom.

How is your relationship with Alex?

Well he made me his Dobby, and gave me an empty sock.

by Ezpeezy April 13, 2020

Emetowank

The emission of vomit to be ultimately utilised as masturbatory lubrication.

I was ill but bored so I had a emetowank.

by ScleraMarker April 24, 2020

emitop

Amazing and hardworking. Wants to explore the world and die peacefully.

I'm emitop

by Temi OG May 29, 2020

empty your glock

To work furiously at a given task leaving yourself "empty" and tired. Emptying your Glock, in sports terms, is to "leave it all out on the field" giving one hundred percent and thus, an empty Glock.

"Empty your glock! Show me you work for something."

by Ev Willy November 18, 2020

emptyl

When your cart is empty

they won't let this part be emptyl

by i_cant_find_a_name February 6, 2021

Emptying Out

When you sit on the toilet for over an hour trying to shit all your shit out.

Girl: Heyyyyy come on over my parents aren't home ;)
Guy: Sorry, I cannot. I am emptying out right now.
Girl: EWWWW GROSS WTF WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME THAT

by Harry B. Alls February 9, 2021