Cream Egged

The act of pushing seamen out of one’s anus during a bout of diarrhea.

Johnny cream egged all over my chest last night after a night of love making and diarrhea.

by ParkwayParish October 25, 2023

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Thai Eggroll

When you go to Thailand and you think you've met a beautiful woman but when you get to the hotel and get hot and heavy they pull out the ol' eggroll on you.

"Shhh, don't tell Josh I said anything but when we went to a Thai strip club where he thought he met the love of his life until she kicked up her leg and he saw that Thai Eggroll swing in his face."

by Graphitestreak December 29, 2023

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Tiwana Eggroll

When the hottest Asian dude sends you pictures of all your favorite things, like feet,birds. You might claim he's not your favorite Asian but he REALLY IS!!

Bruce is MY Tiwana Eggroll

by Chino915 January 24, 2024

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Beany Eggbert

A measurement of 15 minutes

I'll be back in a beany eggbert

I'll be back in a few beany eggberts

by mattlong December 2, 2023

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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

Person 1: Yo, have you read Homestuck?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Which human is your favourite?
Person 2: Def John Egbert.

by PoisIvy February 16, 2024

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The eggler

an eggcellent king who prowls the browser based game, "shell shockers". usually before he reveals himself, he frames others in the lobbies for being pedophiles, often with the single line "i love touching kids"

holy shit its the eggler - notgoodguy

by hitler(thereturn) March 15, 2024

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The Eager Erik

One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.

Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.

by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024

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